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Wedgies, just for girls!
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Homework Boy
One fine Monday morning in the beginning of May during finals week, the most stressful week of the year, the young boy, exhausted and defeated, walked timidly through the school hallway until he had reached the cafeteria, where he scanned a sea of heads quickly, urgently, looking for one distinct orange-haired girl waiting with pale cheeks and thin lips pressed into a cold smile.
He did not delay to make his way over to the table where she sat with her friends at the far end of the room, as she had demanded with an intimidating curling of her finger.
He stood awkwardly next to her with his hands behind his back, smiling nervously and blushing profusely as she harassed him with numerous insults to the amusement of her cross-country companions.
This assault finally ceased when he was instructed to unzip his backpack and retrieve from it her hefty sixty-two page Chemistry packet, consisting not only of completed multiple-choice questions, but also several multi-step open-response question
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Nerds DO Get Wedgies! Part 1
“I guess it’s true after all; nerds DO get wedgies!” she shouted emphatically as she dug her cold fingers down his tight khaki capris, grabbing his underwear and giving it such a powerful jerk that the sound of ripping fabric could be heard. “Wow, you still wear whitey tighties?” she giggled deviously. His squealing was music to her ears and his frantic begging only encouraged her. Several students in the hallway turned their heads to see what was happening. She smiled maliciously and pulled harder, causing his cheap cotton tighty whities to chaf his hips and suffocate his sensitive area. “Did you seriously think you had any chance with me?” she taunted. This was the punishment she thought suitable for an absolute loser trying to steal a kiss from a gorgeous girl like herself.
Celina was aware that Ned had a crush on her well before the incident. He frequently made eye contact with her during and after class, complimented all the expensive outf
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One fine Monday morning in the beginning of May during finals week, the most stressful week of the year, the young boy, exhausted and defeated, walked timidly through the school hallway until he had reached the cafeteria, where he scanned a sea of heads quickly, urgently, looking for one distinct orange-haired girl waiting with pale cheeks and thin lips pressed into a cold smile.

He did not delay to make his way over to the table where she sat with her friends at the far end of the room, as she had demanded with an intimidating curling of her finger.

He stood awkwardly next to her with his hands behind his back, smiling nervously and blushing profusely as she harassed him with numerous insults to the amusement of her cross-country companions.

This assault finally ceased when he was instructed to unzip his backpack and retrieve from it her hefty sixty-two page Chemistry packet, consisting not only of completed multiple-choice questions, but also several multi-step open-response questions and a few essays, which he obediently accompanied with his responses written on separate sheets of paper so that she could copy them.

Immensely relieved after being dismissed with one final verbal jab, he walked back through the hallway, up the stairs, into his homeroom and sat down at his desk, grateful for his reward of not getting his underwear yanked over his head in front of the entire senior class.

Homework Boy
Originally I wanted to write a story that was only one sentence long, but as I was writing I saw lots of opportunities for expansion of detail. Either way, my goal was to prove that a story doesn't need to be any longer than it needs to be, so I kept it short--five sentences.
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“I guess it’s true after all; nerds DO get wedgies!” she shouted emphatically as she dug her cold fingers down his tight khaki capris, grabbing his underwear and giving it such a powerful jerk that the sound of ripping fabric could be heard. “Wow, you still wear whitey tighties?” she giggled deviously. His squealing was music to her ears and his frantic begging only encouraged her. Several students in the hallway turned their heads to see what was happening. She smiled maliciously and pulled harder, causing his cheap cotton tighty whities to chaf his hips and suffocate his sensitive area. “Did you seriously think you had any chance with me?” she taunted. This was the punishment she thought suitable for an absolute loser trying to steal a kiss from a gorgeous girl like herself.

Celina was aware that Ned had a crush on her well before the incident. He frequently made eye contact with her during and after class, complimented all the expensive outfits she wore, and always made sure to point out whenever her panty lines were visible through her leggings, which they often were. Sure, he was a nice boy, maybe even a little cute; but he was a pervert and so inexcusably far below her on the social scale that he didn’t deserve recognition. Even as early as the first grade, she soared at the top of the scale with the rest of the preps while he lingered at the bottom, in the shadows, with the rest of the geeks and nerds.

Celina had perfect pearly white teeth and a beautiful smile. It was easy to get lost in her deep, alluring blue eyes but hard to resist the tempting pink lips she puckered playfully in every picture. Her soft, silky brown hair flowed effortlessly past her shoulders with a sweet, subtle aroma of lemon and strawberry. The only stores she bought clothing from were American Eagle, Hollister,  Abercombie, and Victoria’s Secret. Some days she’d dress elegantly in a black dress, pearl necklace, and high heels; other days she’d wear white shorts that she knew were see-through. Either way, her outfits were always something for her classmates to look forward to. She was both athletic and intelligent; a member of both the basketball and softball team while maintaining above a 3.6 GPA. She had extremely strict parents and grew up with six brothers whom she learned not to be afraid of.

One day, just after the 1:52 PM bell had announced the transition from 7th period to 8th period, Ned followed Celina through the upper hallway, down the stairs, across the cafeteria and into the lower hallway, containing the the boys’ and girls’ locker rooms and high school gym in between. He was tired of not getting a text back and decided today would be the day he’d give her a kiss. Her green and purple thong was peeking out above her pants, making it easy for him to keep track of her in the crowd. He stopped her outside the locker room and began talking.

When the time felt right, Ned closed his eyes and leaned in awkwardly for the kiss. Once she realized what was going on, her eyes grew wide and she practically jumped out of the way. “Umm, what the hell? Did you just try to kiss me?” she retaliated with one eyebrow raised and a look of disgust. He blushed but was too ashamed to respond. She put her hands on her hips, laughed incredulously and continued, “You do realize I have a boyfriend, right?” At this, Ned’s eyes grew wide and he attempted an apology, “Oh sorry, I d-didn’t realize.”
“Yeah,” she said plainly, “and he could kick your ass.” She flipped her hair and said “I’ll have to teach you a lesson for him.”
Nerds DO Get Wedgies! Part 1

There's nothing more embarrassing than getting beat up by a girl. Part one of a series. All feedback is welcome!

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